Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Wednesday August 9th, 2006
Now I am pissed. I haven't posted in a week because my life has not allowed it. I have a BUNCH of spam to go through, and am about 10 away from finishing the post when Explorer decides to go all "SCREW YOU ASSHAT!" on me. Dammit! Now I have to start over. Fraggin' stupid Internet Explorer.
A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover.
Greatest. Spam. EVER. If you don't think that isn't going on a t-shirt, you are fooling yourself.
helmut barrymore contraband diabetes remission ignoramus genitive compassionballard edelweiss lampoon madam her diety tried tub
helmut barrymore. I prefer Drew (I have had a crush on her as long as I can remember. I figure that either her or Angelina Jolie are going to run out of men soon, and yes, I will be there to comfort them). The rest of this is just filled with thoughts of beating debilitating diseases and making rnadom references to Duetchland uberallis. Good times for all!
The truth was that he did notcare to be in Kyauktada while both Elizabeth and Verrall werethere. Hehad brooded all night over what had happened. He broke into Burmese, calling them the incestuous children ofpigs. Itwas in their minds to bait him, as a white man. Am I to blame if somebody else choose to commit murder? Just remember that fellows face, said Ellis over his shoulder toFlory. Shrieking mounds of natives, soldiers slaughtering them. To Verrall, allclimates were alike, but he did not like to see his poniesplastered with mud. When heturned round his vast face was suffused with excessive joy. I have been talking to the Club butler, sir, said Ba Sein. Well, for Gods sake get them to talk this time. They could slaughter them in bloody heaps if theyd onlyopen fire. Ellis wasstamping furiously up and down, shaking his fist in the directionof the police lines. But there would be no difficulty about it now. Hetells me that Mr Ellis and Mr Westfield still do not want thedoctor to be elected to the Club. I was looking round while you were talkingto them. Then he steppedforward to address the Europeans. After breakfast, Ellis was walking down to his office, cane inhand. You should study the Scriptures more carefully,my dear Kin Kin. The next moment a number of things happened all together. His greenish eyes were large and mournful. It seemed to Flory that it was getting very dark. My chapsd know how to put the screw on a witness if yougave em the word. Ibelieve I should die of rage if it happened. If only one of us could get to the police lines! But that is not tosay that they were not angry.
I am going to learn to speak Burmese if for no other reason than so that I can call people "the incestuous children of pigs". That is one of those insults that always sounds good coming from a European or Asian immigrant, but would not work with a Brooklyn accent. And for that, I cry foul!
the passage of time. Manufacturing was phased out and ausbrechititewas replaced by newer and more stable explosives.When was this? I asked.
is this from the Bookends Theme? (25 points to the first person to explain that one!)
Blocking the path was a brick building with an archway that spannedthe road; we slowed and stopped.Is that what I think it is? Steengo said.
Yes Steengo, it is. It is a road, which would be much easier to use that this "path" you are on, also known as my back yard. GET OFF MY LAWN!
A reed before the wind lives on, while might oaks do fall.Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice. Blessings Are Not Valued Until They Are GoneEvery fowl feed pon he own craw. Wise children have short years
I have never worked on a chicken ranch, so I know not what constitutes the feed given to them. But the sound of "feed pon their own crawl" is vaguely dirty, and I am going to think twice before I have chicken again.
Thanks, wonderful, youre a big help. I sure could use her but notif she has to carry the pipe organ on her back. Now let us make someselections from the male list and get the photos coming. Except for
ANY woman who can carry a pipe organ on her back, find a use for her. If you tell her "no", she might tear you in half. Literally.
An old Ox makes a straight furrow If life deals you lemons make lemonade Talk is cheap Cut your coat according to your cloth
and welcome to part 1 of "So you've been Spammed by Benjamin Franklin"
appointed now. Plans drawn up to free the women and children fromtheir bondage. You will find that Mata will be able to advise you onthat. I think the various males on the planet will have to be
YES!! FREE the women and children! end the Wurlitzer oppression!
Opportunity makes a thief An idle mind is.. the best way to relax. Empty sacks will never stand upright Every dog has his day
part 2.
satiety golosh stickle nc lock field judge mutilate nimbusliverpudlian impasse evocable nostril dendriform monel matrimonial sanitate
do you require sanitate in your matrimonial life? Well then, do what they do in Stickle, NC and get yourself a pair of satiety goloshes. They will end your nostril dendriform, or your money back!
your pick. Food and medicines are shipped in. Nothing comes out.Do they have their own doctors?No. Medical teams are stationed there in the hospital inside the
they better have doctors handy. These people are pretty constipated. Food and medicine shipped in but nothing comes out? That's what killed Elvis! That and the creepin' crud (BONUS ROUND - 250 points for the explanation of THAT reference!)
thinking seriously about going to sleep, when I heard the thud ofmarching boots from NJ-28940. I woke up and remained silent andunmoving as a squad of about twenty men exited from the tunnel on our
sounds about right for NJ. And the tunnel is ALWAYS chaotic there.
To deceive oneself is very easy
part 3. I'm gonna have to collect these and put them in book form. Poor richard's Spam Almanack.
on pulleys to the rear of the chariot. This lifted and dropped a smallhammer that banged the starter on the shoulder. This was anindividual, dressed completely in black, who sat on a little platform
or...when the Flintstones got a new engine for their car...
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. When a fool is silent, he too is counted among the wise The Absent are Always Wrong A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.
part 4. Feel in you the stirrings of revolution! DAMN YOU KING GEORGE!!!!!
If me bin know always deh behind de door. Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets
We interrupt this collection of Benjamin Franklin sayings being butchered into spam for a quick reading from the collected works of Jar Jar Binks.
failure electra jackanapes pawtucket radiometer ambiance downgrade greenwichdaley conrad depict vacuole cane brawl antelope astronomy
continuing the impromptu history lesson, did you know that Columbus used antelope astronomy to guide himself to the "New World"?
photograph of the alien artifact from my pocket and held it out.Unclean, he muttered and put his hand behind his back so hewouldnt touch it.
"Damn it Scully, I don't want to see that right now!"
indigenous at all, couldnt possibly be. Probably something broken offan old spaceship. Meaningless and worthless. Gone now.Gone? I fought to keep the despair from my voice.
"It's gone! Damn you Smoking Man!...Hey Scully, you still have that photo?"
position, then turned and walked off on her side of the barrier. Witheach step the wall grew higher, until, very quickly, it was as high asher head, then higher. After a last wave of her hand she vanished from
Chapter 2: She ran into Steengo in the man's back yard. "There is a house blocking our way", Steengo said. Just then a man came from the house wearing only a loose hanging robe and waving his shotgun in the air. Screaming at them to get the hell off of his lawn, they ran to the street, where they saw an archway from the house going over the road...
You can have too much of a good thingDump husband in September, you have to get rid of the spidersKill two birds with one stone
I KNEW I should have gotten a pre-nup. Luckily I have nothing to my name. And half of "shit" is "shhh", which is what I will tell her to do when she asks for alimony.
To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings. Promises are like babies Easy to make, hard to deliver Do as I say, and not as I doHell hath no fury like a woman scorned A short absence quickens love, a long absence kills it. Yuh can't chew bone with gum. Prevention is better than cure.Money makes the world go around
Hello and welcome to today's installment of "Slightly Misquoted Proverb Theatre".
mean the bright-eyed grads of our technical schools, like
space action where it all had happened. There was no need
dare turn and look but I could feel it. When the door
sight behind a row of lubrication drums. I gently pried
no different from the ones we had passed, except this one
I don't know why, but I am slightly aroused by this one. Maybe it is the "lubrication drums" and the gentle prying.
out behind the final ridge.Good luck, he said, with a certain grimness. The port ground shutand the launch moved away and vanished in the growing light. Scarcely
"Sorry Dave, but I can't do that"
Nothing more?Nothing.I dug the photograph from an inside pocket, took a deep breath-and
"AHHHHH! Aliens! Quick, get the guy from Terminator 2. I am the hell outta here!"
About this. It was brought here. I examined it myself. Notindigenous at all, couldnt possibly be. Probably something broken offan old spaceship. Meaningless and worthless. Gone now
ever get that feeling of deja spam? And what is up with the damn alien motif lately? Is Orson Welles writing your copy now?
The red box crackled-then burst into flame. Melted into a pool ofplastic. Thanks, I said.Any other way out? Floyd asked.
laughing boxes that melt? Stop this ride, I want to get off. NOW.
Death is the great leveller A Deaf Husband and a Blind Wife are Always a Happy Couple. Share and share alike! When gaulding see fish he forget seh gun deh. Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong
and sometimes, while speaking, Fred broke into "Hooked on Phonics" for no apparent reason.
period genteel catch bindery dougherty tigress childbirth raplutanist institute censorious entomology english excitatory lunar vivaldi
Okay, this is the last one, and it is a good thing too. I have to run off and do the childhood rap lunatist to my new cd of lunar vivaldi!
CIAO!
BSR
A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover.
Greatest. Spam. EVER. If you don't think that isn't going on a t-shirt, you are fooling yourself.
helmut barrymore contraband diabetes remission ignoramus genitive compassionballard edelweiss lampoon madam her diety tried tub
helmut barrymore. I prefer Drew (I have had a crush on her as long as I can remember. I figure that either her or Angelina Jolie are going to run out of men soon, and yes, I will be there to comfort them). The rest of this is just filled with thoughts of beating debilitating diseases and making rnadom references to Duetchland uberallis. Good times for all!
The truth was that he did notcare to be in Kyauktada while both Elizabeth and Verrall werethere. Hehad brooded all night over what had happened. He broke into Burmese, calling them the incestuous children ofpigs. Itwas in their minds to bait him, as a white man. Am I to blame if somebody else choose to commit murder? Just remember that fellows face, said Ellis over his shoulder toFlory. Shrieking mounds of natives, soldiers slaughtering them. To Verrall, allclimates were alike, but he did not like to see his poniesplastered with mud. When heturned round his vast face was suffused with excessive joy. I have been talking to the Club butler, sir, said Ba Sein. Well, for Gods sake get them to talk this time. They could slaughter them in bloody heaps if theyd onlyopen fire. Ellis wasstamping furiously up and down, shaking his fist in the directionof the police lines. But there would be no difficulty about it now. Hetells me that Mr Ellis and Mr Westfield still do not want thedoctor to be elected to the Club. I was looking round while you were talkingto them. Then he steppedforward to address the Europeans. After breakfast, Ellis was walking down to his office, cane inhand. You should study the Scriptures more carefully,my dear Kin Kin. The next moment a number of things happened all together. His greenish eyes were large and mournful. It seemed to Flory that it was getting very dark. My chapsd know how to put the screw on a witness if yougave em the word. Ibelieve I should die of rage if it happened. If only one of us could get to the police lines! But that is not tosay that they were not angry.
I am going to learn to speak Burmese if for no other reason than so that I can call people "the incestuous children of pigs". That is one of those insults that always sounds good coming from a European or Asian immigrant, but would not work with a Brooklyn accent. And for that, I cry foul!
the passage of time. Manufacturing was phased out and ausbrechititewas replaced by newer and more stable explosives.When was this? I asked.
is this from the Bookends Theme? (25 points to the first person to explain that one!)
Blocking the path was a brick building with an archway that spannedthe road; we slowed and stopped.Is that what I think it is? Steengo said.
Yes Steengo, it is. It is a road, which would be much easier to use that this "path" you are on, also known as my back yard. GET OFF MY LAWN!
A reed before the wind lives on, while might oaks do fall.Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice. Blessings Are Not Valued Until They Are GoneEvery fowl feed pon he own craw. Wise children have short years
I have never worked on a chicken ranch, so I know not what constitutes the feed given to them. But the sound of "feed pon their own crawl" is vaguely dirty, and I am going to think twice before I have chicken again.
Thanks, wonderful, youre a big help. I sure could use her but notif she has to carry the pipe organ on her back. Now let us make someselections from the male list and get the photos coming. Except for
ANY woman who can carry a pipe organ on her back, find a use for her. If you tell her "no", she might tear you in half. Literally.
An old Ox makes a straight furrow If life deals you lemons make lemonade Talk is cheap Cut your coat according to your cloth
and welcome to part 1 of "So you've been Spammed by Benjamin Franklin"
appointed now. Plans drawn up to free the women and children fromtheir bondage. You will find that Mata will be able to advise you onthat. I think the various males on the planet will have to be
YES!! FREE the women and children! end the Wurlitzer oppression!
Opportunity makes a thief An idle mind is.. the best way to relax. Empty sacks will never stand upright Every dog has his day
part 2.
satiety golosh stickle nc lock field judge mutilate nimbusliverpudlian impasse evocable nostril dendriform monel matrimonial sanitate
do you require sanitate in your matrimonial life? Well then, do what they do in Stickle, NC and get yourself a pair of satiety goloshes. They will end your nostril dendriform, or your money back!
your pick. Food and medicines are shipped in. Nothing comes out.Do they have their own doctors?No. Medical teams are stationed there in the hospital inside the
they better have doctors handy. These people are pretty constipated. Food and medicine shipped in but nothing comes out? That's what killed Elvis! That and the creepin' crud (BONUS ROUND - 250 points for the explanation of THAT reference!)
thinking seriously about going to sleep, when I heard the thud ofmarching boots from NJ-28940. I woke up and remained silent andunmoving as a squad of about twenty men exited from the tunnel on our
sounds about right for NJ. And the tunnel is ALWAYS chaotic there.
To deceive oneself is very easy
part 3. I'm gonna have to collect these and put them in book form. Poor richard's Spam Almanack.
on pulleys to the rear of the chariot. This lifted and dropped a smallhammer that banged the starter on the shoulder. This was anindividual, dressed completely in black, who sat on a little platform
or...when the Flintstones got a new engine for their car...
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. When a fool is silent, he too is counted among the wise The Absent are Always Wrong A ruler who oppresses the poor is like a driving rain that leaves no crops.
part 4. Feel in you the stirrings of revolution! DAMN YOU KING GEORGE!!!!!
If me bin know always deh behind de door. Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets
We interrupt this collection of Benjamin Franklin sayings being butchered into spam for a quick reading from the collected works of Jar Jar Binks.
failure electra jackanapes pawtucket radiometer ambiance downgrade greenwichdaley conrad depict vacuole cane brawl antelope astronomy
continuing the impromptu history lesson, did you know that Columbus used antelope astronomy to guide himself to the "New World"?
photograph of the alien artifact from my pocket and held it out.Unclean, he muttered and put his hand behind his back so hewouldnt touch it.
"Damn it Scully, I don't want to see that right now!"
indigenous at all, couldnt possibly be. Probably something broken offan old spaceship. Meaningless and worthless. Gone now.Gone? I fought to keep the despair from my voice.
"It's gone! Damn you Smoking Man!...Hey Scully, you still have that photo?"
position, then turned and walked off on her side of the barrier. Witheach step the wall grew higher, until, very quickly, it was as high asher head, then higher. After a last wave of her hand she vanished from
Chapter 2: She ran into Steengo in the man's back yard. "There is a house blocking our way", Steengo said. Just then a man came from the house wearing only a loose hanging robe and waving his shotgun in the air. Screaming at them to get the hell off of his lawn, they ran to the street, where they saw an archway from the house going over the road...
You can have too much of a good thingDump husband in September, you have to get rid of the spidersKill two birds with one stone
I KNEW I should have gotten a pre-nup. Luckily I have nothing to my name. And half of "shit" is "shhh", which is what I will tell her to do when she asks for alimony.
To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings. Promises are like babies Easy to make, hard to deliver Do as I say, and not as I doHell hath no fury like a woman scorned A short absence quickens love, a long absence kills it. Yuh can't chew bone with gum. Prevention is better than cure.Money makes the world go around
Hello and welcome to today's installment of "Slightly Misquoted Proverb Theatre".
mean the bright-eyed grads of our technical schools, like
space action where it all had happened. There was no need
dare turn and look but I could feel it. When the door
sight behind a row of lubrication drums. I gently pried
no different from the ones we had passed, except this one
I don't know why, but I am slightly aroused by this one. Maybe it is the "lubrication drums" and the gentle prying.
out behind the final ridge.Good luck, he said, with a certain grimness. The port ground shutand the launch moved away and vanished in the growing light. Scarcely
"Sorry Dave, but I can't do that"
Nothing more?Nothing.I dug the photograph from an inside pocket, took a deep breath-and
"AHHHHH! Aliens! Quick, get the guy from Terminator 2. I am the hell outta here!"
About this. It was brought here. I examined it myself. Notindigenous at all, couldnt possibly be. Probably something broken offan old spaceship. Meaningless and worthless. Gone now
ever get that feeling of deja spam? And what is up with the damn alien motif lately? Is Orson Welles writing your copy now?
The red box crackled-then burst into flame. Melted into a pool ofplastic. Thanks, I said.Any other way out? Floyd asked.
laughing boxes that melt? Stop this ride, I want to get off. NOW.
Death is the great leveller A Deaf Husband and a Blind Wife are Always a Happy Couple. Share and share alike! When gaulding see fish he forget seh gun deh. Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong
and sometimes, while speaking, Fred broke into "Hooked on Phonics" for no apparent reason.
period genteel catch bindery dougherty tigress childbirth raplutanist institute censorious entomology english excitatory lunar vivaldi
Okay, this is the last one, and it is a good thing too. I have to run off and do the childhood rap lunatist to my new cd of lunar vivaldi!
CIAO!
BSR
