Things Found In My Spam

I am not going to have time to update today. I hope I will be able to post tomorrow. But until I get a chance to share the best of my canned meat, here is a picture of what happens when you try to cook bacon on the grill. Everything was going okay until we flipped the bacon over and the grease stated to drip off of the foil. Watching the flame crawl up the tiny river of bacon fat and end up engulfing the entire grill was surreal. When the lid was closed and flame was still shooting out the sides for almost 10 minutes, well, I started to have a moment of hesitation. I also need you to know that this happened over a month and a half ago, before I thought that I might have procreated. And I was drunk. As was Larry the Upstairs Neighbor. And I feel better that it was his idea and his bacon. If I wasted a pound of my own bacon on this, I would want to cry.