Monday, July 31, 2006

Monday July 31st, 2006

Okay, the inbox is stuffed full. I will only give the choice cuts, unless I just can't stop...


reveals the location of the coin.Stupid, I said with more bravado than I felt. Wont work here. Notwith all the coins you have made-

this shows the inherent dangers of trying to bluff Granny away from that nickel-slot machine you just KNOW is going to hit big. Say it loud and have the pit boss drag her away on suspected counterfitting. Then pray for no whammies. And pray for your soul.

courtyard the young man looked around, then spotted a large leathernbucket.I need that, he said.

I need a leather bucket too. Don't know that it would work, but it would be REALLY cool to have.

galactic mail order. Spend! The more you spend the better.His eyes glowed with musical fervor. Do you mean that?Absolutely. Check with Admiral Benbow who will authorize all

Galactic mail order? Can you imagine the shipping and handling charges from the Nubari system? Unless Admiral Benbow is spotting that, I am sticking w/Amazon, TYVM.

cia viscosity automation checksum codfish ecclesiastical checkback fitting-shopapparitor threonine topologize sashay polity colonial dipper gammer

CIA viscosity? If you dare to question the CIA's viscosity, you damn sight better threonine topologize. And how.

just this one time. And never again.Millions might believe that, I sneered disbelievingly. Isnt ittime you told me what the job is?

The job? Isn't that a Denis Leary movie? Or was it a show? I like Denis Leary.

You have to understand that keeping the galactic peace is our roleand our goal. This is not always possible. There are sometimesindividuals, even groups, that are impervious to our attentions.

yeah, it is hard to keep the galactic peace, what with the exorbinant prices they charge on shipping and handling.

away in the opposite direction and around the bend.The guard stationed there lowered his gun and pointed it at my beltbuckle.

THE BELT BUCKLE IS INNOCENT!! I DRAGGED HIM INTO THIS LIFE OF CRIME!! SHOOT ME IF YOU MUST, BUT SPARE THE BELT BUCKLE!!!!!

the barrel of his weapon grinding into my side.That sounds like absolute waffle to me. The truth, now, or you aredead.

waffles sound like guns? No wonder Atkins went low carb. Sure bacon can give you a heart atack, but at least it won't SHOOT YOU! And I think the pancakes have a shiv.

I never found out what I was going to catch because at that moment Iheard the dragging footsteps coming from the hall.Sound?

Dude! Look out behind you! It's the waffles, and they are PISSED!

With a last wail and a writhe of purple fog the sun rose majesticallybehind us and the music trickled to an end.The silence stretched and stretched-until it was finally broken by a

Say it with me..."THUNDEROUS FART!!!!!!!!!"

Zeal without knowledge is the sister of folly It is a silly fish that is caught twice with the same baitDrink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well. For jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the day of vengeance.Never guh a store ah night fuh buy black cloth.Opportunities always look bigger going than coming You get out of life what you put into itA lie well stuck to is as good as the truth.

this one is actually pretty decent advice, except for the 3rd sentence. Make sure you only acknowledge the sentences as ended by a period and not a change in thought, and you will see what I mean. I'll wait...Yup. You got it. Learn it. Live it. KNOW it.

by being in the Presence. They swayed and waved their hands in the airand fought to keep silent. But when Iron John joined us in the Powerchorus they cheered and howled and sang right along with him. When the

Iron John and the Powerchorus. When Powerchorus is one word like that, I like to imagine that it is some kind of cavalcade of superheroes, banded together to fight the evil that one man cannot overcome. Take THAT Magneto!

You are right, monsieur, it is not with you that I have anythingto do; it is with Madame. Duke, you already know that it is not I who caused you to bewritten to. crieddArtagnan, seizing her hands, and surveying her with an ardentglance, come, be more generous. He was informed of it by a letter, written to him by theabductor himself. Who knows, when I shall be at liberty,that I may not satisfy your curiosity? Placed where he was, dArtagnan could not perceive the face ofAramis. Bonacieux knocked, as at the shutter, three light and regulartaps. At the same time, and with the rapidity of lightning, thestranger drew his. He was informed of it by a letter, written to him by theabductor himself. He was right; at the end of some seconds two sharp taps wereheard inside. Brave, rash, and enterprising, this was notthe first time he had risked his life in such attempts. But be of good cheer;with certain people, everything comes round. Come, then, let us go to your friends house. He had not gone twenty steps before he became convinced that thewoman was really Mme. Bonacieux looked earnestly at the young man. In each there was anenemy to contend with, and contributions to be levied. And you did not know that it was inhabited by a young man? The Musketeer advanced two steps, and pushed dArtagnan asidewith his hand. And when he shall have informed him, and Monsieur Laporte iscome? Bonacieux,with a half-smile which was not exempt from a tinge ofimpatience. You speak very suddenly of love, monsieur, said the youngwoman, shaking her head. Have you any friend whose clock is too slow? In a court of justicethat is called an alibi. That was dArtagnans road, as he wasgoing to the Louvre. Then today, madame--Oh, today, I am no further than gratitude. Bonacieux; the man resembled Aramis so much as to be mistaken forhim. Which was illuminated by a lamp which threw itslight over all that part of the bridge. Germain, incompany with Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, to whom dArtagnan hadoften remarked this. Hardly, however, hadhe taken ten steps before he returned. In each there was anenemy to contend with, and contributions to be levied. The mercer hadsaid that he was rich; the young man might easily guess thatwith so weak a man as M. I have sent for three of my friends, but who knowswhether they were at home? That depends upon thesentiments with which you may inspire me. We have observed that youngcavaliers received presents from their king without shame.

Just read this while hearing Tim Curry's voice in your head. Yeah, NOW it works for you, doesn't it?

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