Friday, July 28, 2006

Friday July 28th, 2006

I have to actually do some work here at my job today (I have been seriously slacking), so let's get right to it.

glasses.Take the prisoners to Interview nine at once.The petty officer of our guard protested. Not regulation, sir. They

It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" story. I expected to keep reading and see "If the petty officer allows them to pass to Interview nine go to page 58, if not go to page 49". I think he stopped them.

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If you use enough big words, people will think that you are smart. "Umm, POTENTATE! GUBENATORIAL!"...

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believe it or not, this is verbatim from a guy I saw preaching from the lip of the waterfalls at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore back when I used to work downtown. I gave him a dollar.

Nah everything scholar know he learn from teacher.The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra or Mr Cobra There's no place like home.A disposition towards inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state. To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

Now FOCUS Danielsan. BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Dogs Fight for a Bone, and a Third Runs Away With it Familiarity breeds contemptAge is a very high price to pay for maturity For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

Speaking of quotes and preaching, isn't this from Jon Lithgow's character in Footloose? Right before he allows the kids (especially his daughter) to dance? And don't you miss Chris Penn? I do.

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched .
An old Ox makes a straight furrow
No man is wise at all times
A good tree brings forth good fruit.
Life is like a drawing pin - sharp at one end, and flat at the other
Once in a blue moon
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
No matter how long a log stays in the water it does not become a crocodile
Love sees no faults.
Things can only get better
Love is the strangest thing
Count your blessingsA slap on the back is only a few inches away from a kick in the butt.Laughter is the closest distance between two peopleTo the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world

Okay, who else wants a fortune cookie now?

32 Hide thy face from my sins,and blot out all mine iniquities. 11 Let us look back upon thosethings that have happened fromthe beginning. 23 And again he saith, I am asthe smoke of the pot. 18 Day and night manifest aresurrection to us. 1 What rules are given for leading a holy life. Ye see, beloved,how there was not only faith, butprophesy too in this woman. And yet hesteadfastly beholding the glory ofGod, says with all humility, I amdust and ashes. Shall we be slothfulin well-doing, and lay asideour charity? Did not Moses before know whatshould happen? 4 He is despised and rejected ofmen; a man of sorrows and acquaintedwith grief. 3 Keep thy tongue from evil,and thy lips that they speak noguile. 18 Remember the words of ourLord Jesus, (how he said, Woe tothat man by whom offences come). 16 From him came our LordJesus Christ, according to theflesh. This is the gate of the Lord,the righteous shall enter into it. 5 They were cast into prison,but they were cast in by those thatwere unholy. 5 Nor was this any new thing;seeing that long before it waswritten concerning bishops anddeacons. 11 For nothing is impossiblewith God but to lie. 9 But let us be kind to oneanother, according to the compassionand sweetness of him that made us. 5 Whither then shall any onego; or whither shall he run fromhim that comprehends all things? For I acknowledgemy transgressions, and my sin isever before me. There is no speech norlanguage where their voice is notheard. 8 Our wives let us direct, to dothat which is good. 8 Our wives let us direct, to dothat which is good. or who shallresist the power of his strength? 31 Make me to hear joy andgladness, that the bones whichthou hast broken may rejoice. 32 Hide thy face from my sins,and blot out all mine iniquities. 3 By his Almighty power hefixed the heavens, and by hisincomprehensible wisdom headorned them. 12 For what was prepared forthem, the righteous did eat; andthey shall not be delivered fromevil. 2 We must therefore be readyand forward in well-doing: forfrom him are all things. 7 The righteous cried, and theLord heard him, and deliveredhim out of all his troubles. HE that has the love that is inChrist, let him keep thecommandments of Christ. 1 What rules are given for leading a holy life. 14 Of a truth yet a little whileand his will shall suddenly beaccomplished. Was it notbecause that through faith hewrought righteousness and truth? Or whatworld shall receive any of thosewho run away from him? 39 For thou desirest not sacrifice,else would I give it; thoudelightest not in burnt-offerings. 17 Let all deceitful lips becomedumb, and the tongue that speakethproud things. 5 He also by his appointment,commanded all the living creaturesthat are upon it, to exist. 7 The righteous cried, and theLord heard him, and deliveredhim out of all his troubles. 4 He is despised and rejected ofmen; a man of sorrows and acquaintedwith grief.

...And now a reading from the Gospel according to Hormel. Actually, it would have had a better chance of convincing me if it didn't mention pot smoke in the third sentence. Damn that was a lot to read. I actually stopped around 18. A big 25 points to anyone who finishes the entire piece and can identify the chapter for the verses.

The Stainless Steel Rats in the flesh! I am trebly blessed!We hummed two bars of All Alone followed by a brisk buck and wing.Which elicited a round of applause from the spectators and a broader

Stainless steel rats bless your treble. Bass remains unworthy of blessing. Or stuffing. I like stuffing.

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Yes, that wraps up the entry for today. But like the Spam promises, I shall be back on Monday with my odorous sunder cox baton. Have a great weekend!

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