Things Found In My Spam

Like Dame Edna, I'm Back, back with a VENGANCE!

Hey folks, is it radar time?
Decide for yourself!
If it runs, take some prof its!

He hasn't gone by Radar since Colonel Potter sent him home. It's "Walter" now.

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SINN FEIN!

The king watched in silence as the group of armed men walked warily
into the forest and disappeared from sight among the trees. Outwardly

I actually want to expand this into a novel and then read it. Or better yet, have someone make it into a novel and send me a free copy. Anyone want to play "Story Volleyball"? Let's bounce this one back and forth and see what we come up with.

"Annie you can read it now!
Van der Valk, it turned out, was a fictional detective created— and then uncreated— by a writer named Nicolas Freeling.
Eddie Desmond had lived in New York City all his life, but he had been to the Bronx Zoo, and Christ, there were picture-books weren't there?

Is this true, about Nicholas Freeling? Is this what Annie is supposed to read? And it may be ever so slightly sacreligious, but I love that phrase "Christ, there were picture books weren't there?" Like two guys at their 25th High School Reunion (I do not know why I capitalized those threev words) reminiscing about something that happened to them, some antic or caper. And as the one says it he puts his hand on the shoulder of the other guy and then they share a hearty laugh over the rail scotch. That is how I see it.

That doesn't scare me a bit.
For a moment he couldn't find Annie in the short, name-filled clipping, and then realized he was looking for the wrong name.
Pain in his legs— particularly in the bunched remains of his left knee— and pain in his pelvis as well.

And yea God did strike down the infidel for using His name in vain whilst telling a story of wasted youth. And Annie was off with Van der Valk, becoming like a story whispered about but never truly believed. Becoming folklore. BTW - these last two are NOT from the same "person". But they were right after each other, and that is kinda cool.

Veldi, I said. Old and trusted servant. No soft knock? No sweet
tones . . .
The word is out that you Stainless Steel Rats are just plain rats

Is this the second mention of stainless steel rats? Does anyone else think that is an EXCELLENT band name waiting to be used? DIBS!

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friends forehead Even in laughter the heart may ache, and joy may end in grief The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything Many hands make light work Only when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire Nah one time a fire mek peas boil.

After that first sentence, this one is pretty bland. But that first sentence...WOW. You wonder why someone would have had to even make that statement. I am thinking Cleveland or Arkansas. Whattaya think?

into Indefatigables solid back when he stopped.
Hail the Home and Joy in Survival! he called out.
Hail, hail and welcome, brave Defender, a voice answered.

I LOVE Pixar movies! Craig T. Nelson rules!

Mrs Roman D.
Now he looked back at her, startled out of the careful neutrality he had maintained all through his visit.
He waited for one of the cops— Goliath, probably— to ask her just what the hell it was she had in there.

I am both dying to meet and completely afraid to meet any cop named Goliath. He might be a giant, he might be a talking Lcaymation dog. Either way he could be seriously bad news.

cool-reasoning and logic prevailed. We became then as you see us now.
Women, I said. A society of women.
That is correct. Life here was a running battle for a good long

place oh-so-obvious next word after "good long" in 3,2,1...

He who knows better has never tried it A good beginning makes a good ending. Wherever you may be let your wind go free You have to be in it to win it

I let MY wind go free on the elevator this morning. I am not sure that it was appreciated there like I am being led to believe here that it should have been.

God is Always on the Side of the Big Battalions To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity. The pen is mightier than the sword. Love makes the world go round Turtle can't walk if he nah push he head outa he shell

this goes from blatantly against the teachings of Christ to kooky Jamacian Red Stripe Beer commercial dialogue in about 5 seconds. That HAS to be a record.

Dont bark, I said as softly as I could. But if you are still
there, mans best friend, and hearing this with your super hearing, a
tiny growl is permitted.

Or, the day Krypto busted me out of the POW camp.

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It is like a list of the greatest wrong guesses ever on Lingo!

have a beautiful future here.
I certainly hope so, Tremearnes voice said inside my head. But
until you find out the score on this male female thing I am ordering

He wants the score to the transvestite? WTF?

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ministry rental theology...Unitarianism?

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KLATTU...VERRATTA...NICKEL! NECTAR!!

Cut your coat according to your cloth Good gubby nah ah float ah tap.

I read this, and the phrase "Hey nonny nonny and a cha cha cha" popped into my head. What does that say about me? I would rather not think about that.

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Are there really enough people out there googling "zorn" and "petroglyph" that this makes ANY kind of busniess sense? Anything even remotely close?

could not drop.
Nothing could move, was moving. Would move for quite a while.
Except me, of course. Strolling over, cheerfully whistling Nothings

So basically she is lording her ability to ambulate over a bunch of cripples? Lady, you just lost ANY chance of me using your company to re-fi the house.

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this one just cracked me up. I don't know why, but it almost made me do a spit take on my comupter. I think I saw it and thought "badger badger badger mushroom mushroom". And when you are sneaking blog posts in while you are supposed to be "working", that kind of thing will give you away completely. There is nothing funny about AR and the 90 day Aging Reports.

was over-of it were ever over-I promised myself a nice long holiday.
Head-up, Jim! Think positive and get ready to improvise.
A last door opened and we were in what was obviously a laboratory.

And what are they doing in the laboratory? You, sir? Making radioactive coffee. Okay, you have just broken into the laboratory and you are going to make radioactive coffee...and...BEGIN SCENE!

You cannot lose what you never had Some pork-knockers does only clear track fuh monkey run race. War does not always decide who it right but it always decides who is left! They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

Another random phrase becomes a curse I am going to use. The next time someone pisses me off, I am going to call them a pork knocker.

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and THIS is how I will curse once Wifey starts having children. If said with enough anger and red faced-spittle flying passion, you will get your point across.

And that is all. Finally caught up. Hopefully I will not lag so far behind next time and the posts won't be so marathon-like.

BSR